- Our software already does this.
- Your vendor dashboard is a counter. Rosie publishes minutes by tier and lists call summaries, transcripts and recordings as included (heyrosie.com/pricing, read 7 September 2026); Smith.ai bills per call and sells recording and transcription as a $0.25 per call add-on (smith.ai/pricing, read 7 September 2026). Both tell you how many calls happened and what was said. Neither one produces the list of calls that should have reached a person and did not, or the promises the agent made on your behalf. What is on offer here is a person reading 50 of them against the rubric below and citing the line each finding sits on. If your dashboard already produces that list with citations, do not buy this.
- Why should we trust you?
- One named reviewer signs the report and answers questions on it for fourteen days. The rubric is published on this page, before you pay, so you can argue with the categories first. Every finding cites the call and the line, so you can check any one of them yourself in your own account in under a minute. We have no first-party results to show and we do not claim any.
- Why this price?
- $750 buys roughly one working day of reading, plus the write-up and the walkthrough, at a fixed sample of 50 calls. You can check the neighborhood without asking us: the two answering vendors we read publish $49 to $2,100 a month for the agent itself (heyrosie.com/pricing and smith.ai/pricing), the one outsourced quality assurance firm we read publishes no price and sells per evaluation (verequest.com), and a free 18-criteria scorecard template exists if you would rather spend your own week (hivedesk.com). All four pages read on 7 September 2026. We price the labor. We do not price on what a mishandled job cost you.
- What do you need from us?
- An export of transcripts, and recordings if you have them, covering at least 50 real calls from one line; the agent's current script and FAQ; your transfer rules; your own definition of an emergency; thirty minutes to agree what counts as a bad call; and a named person who can change the settings afterwards. No credentials, ever. If your plan cannot export transcripts, tell us before paying.
- Who talks to our customers?
- Nobody from our side. We never answer your phone, never take a call, and never appear to your customers in any form. We read calls that already happened. Every contact with your customers stays yours.
- What if it goes wrong?
- Three stop rules, published above and agreed before you pay. Fewer than 50 real calls in the range: we stop before scoring and no invoice is issued. The export has no transcript text: we stop before scoring and no invoice is issued. You cannot confirm you lawfully hold the recordings: we stop before a file is opened. If you disagree with a finding after delivery, the citation is there, and we will withdraw it or restate it in writing. There is no money-back guarantee on what the review discovers, because what it discovers is not ours to promise.
- Why not a virtual assistant, or the outsourced QA firm?
- A virtual assistant listening to calls is a real option and cheaper per hour. The difference is the rubric and the argument: a VA can tell you a call went badly, and this tells you which of four defined failures occurred, with the citation and the specific setting change that addresses it. The outsourced quality assurance firm we read, VereQuest, is built around contact centers and states it works with as few as 50 agents, sells per evaluation at rates fixed when the contract starts, and publishes no price (verequest.com, read 7 September 2026). If you run a fifty-seat contact center, that is the right call and we will say so.